On March 9, 2005, the ninth season was shown on television. It ended on December 17, 2005, at its fourteenth episode.

Mr. Garrison undergoes sexual transplant, but upon discovering he would not be able to have a period, he asks the doctor to make him a guy again. Wanting to be good in basketball, Kyle asks the plastic surgeon to make him black.
When Kenny’s whole body became paralyzed, Cartman wishes that Kenny dies so that he could get his Sony PSP, while Heaven wants to keep him alive. Hence, Cartman and Heaven got into arguments.
The boys of South Park intentionally lose their baseball games, so as not to play during the summer. Randy joins the training to compete with the other fathers at the games. The resident kids of South Park ignored Cartman, as a revenge to him. This act made Cartman think that he is already dead and his soul is wandering around the Earth until he pays for his sins. However, later on, Cartman and Sid continue with their famous antics.
Jimmy, who recently started to get erections, is bothered about his performance in the school’s talent show. Wanting his erections to go away, he engages in sex with a woman.
Wanting to get a paper fortune-teller, Butters pretends to die so that he could act as a woman named Marjorine. When Mrs. Garrison learned that Mr. Slave will tie the knot with Big Gay Al, she goes against same-sex marriage and makes her kids an example in her class when she explains why it is not advisable to have homosexual couples as parents.
After driving under the influence of alcohol, Randy admits himself into Alcoholics Anonymous, where his drinking problem is looked at as some form of illness. In the nearby town, a priest declares a miracle when he sees the anus of the Virgin Mary statue bleeding.