South Park Season thirteen began to be aired to the public on March 11, 2009. On April 22, 2009, the first half of the season was already done. The following episodes will be aired between October 7 and November 18, 2009.

Kenny watches the Jonas Brothers concert with his new girlfriend. Since the two of them were given purity rings, Kenny loses his chance to get a blowjob. Cartman dresses up as a superhero named “The Coon,” and becomes rivals with another superhero named, “Mysterion.” Acting as a prophet, Randy offers a solution to the economic problems. Kyle thinks of another solution. Stan attempts to return a very pricey drink mixer to a store. Terrance and Philip find their rivals in the industry as a new Canadian TV show, entitled “The Queef Sisters” comes out. Jimmy always throw the funniest punchlines, although Cartman is the one who gets all the credit for it. Randy assures Stan that he will win a first place trophy in the Pinewood Derby this year, as long as he follows his plan. Meanwhile, Cartman encourages his friends to become pirates and to sail to Somalia.